Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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