I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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