I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
