He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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