you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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