summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just cropdusted the office
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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