ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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