dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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