so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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