her vagine was all disorganized.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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