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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I think i got beer on your cat.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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