You just made me feel so damn special
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize