Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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