It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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