i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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