im about as happy as oj after his trial
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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