Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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