Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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