haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The air was thick with penises
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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