Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
