so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
