Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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