need another drink. this is the easiest way
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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