going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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