I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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