absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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