its not stalking. its research.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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