so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
