There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
