butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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