no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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