ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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