I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
