they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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