You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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