if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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