He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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