I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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