Who did Billy Mays play for?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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