Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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