I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
