it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Randomize