we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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