Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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