whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
pop tarts are not kleenex
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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