Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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