i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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