Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think my vagina is haunted
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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