just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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