I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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