I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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