Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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