Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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