Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
why is half of my head shaved?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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