i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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