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(714): View more from California

my room smells like sperm. sweet.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(254): View more from Texas

Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon

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(614): View more from Ohio

over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i think i recognize dicks better than faces

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(216): View more from Ohio

I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I'd still fuck that

(602): View more from Arizona

You'd fuck a dead moose

(623): View more from Arizona

Quite possible

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