is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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